At some point in every dog owner’s life, a critical question arises — a question that separates the strong from the sleep-deprived: “Should I let my dog sleep in bed with me?” To which the only honest answer is: “You don’t let them. You lost that battle the moment you said, ‘Who’s a good boy?’ in a baby…
Let’s talk about cigars — not the machine-rolled, gas station variety that come in flavors like “Wild Cherry Regret,” but the real deal: hand-rolled cigars. These aren’t just tobacco products. They’re artisanal smoke sausages, rolled by hands that have seen more leaves than a national park. Lighting one is less about smoking and more about announcing…
Let’s get one thing straight: nightshirts are the apex of manly sleepwear. I know what you’re thinking — “Isn’t that what Ebenezer Scrooge wore when he was busy yelling at ghosts and avoiding healthcare?” Yes. Yes, it is. But that man also got visited by three supernatural beings in one night and still made it to work…
Let’s cut through the nonsense and acknowledge a universal truth: motorcycles are cool. Not just “kind of cool” like air fryers or artisanal sourdough, but capital-C Cool — the kind that wears sunglasses indoors and doesn’t text back. If motorcycles were a person, they’d be the one at a party leaning against the wall in…